The Loud House Crashing through the crowded halls dodging girls like ping-pong balls. Just to reach the bathroom on TIME! Leaping over laundy piles diapers you can smell for miles! Guys gotta’do what he can to survive In the Loud House, in The Loud House. Duck, dodge, push and SHOVE, this is how we show our LOVE In the Loud House, in the Loud House. One BOY, ten GIRLS, wouldn’t trade it for the world.