DEEP EDDY [] Funny Joke of the Day!


What do you say?
What do you say? It’s Friday! Hello to you!
Hello to you! If this is your first time here, or I suppose even if it’s not, my name is Shawn, also known as the man the myth, the legend Bits of Real Panther. Be you a noob or a veteran, young, old, or even ancient, please allow me to welcome you to episode #28… that’s right… [what he said] of the “FUNNY JOKE OF THE DAY” /
“The Friday Funny (Next-Level Nasty).” In today’s video, I, (yours truly,) Bbits of Real Panther will drinking an alcoholic beverage… I know I couldn’t believe it either! Following that, I’m gonna give you a joke so hilarious
that it will actually cause you pain, though pain of a good kind (if that’s what you’re into). But before all of those things, experience the full power of my grand worldly knowledge with the “Friday funny” fun fact: In the mid 1800s dentures were commonly made from the teeth of dead soldiers! That is just gross, dude. And that is some next-level nasty right there! Every time I smiled I would probably puke
— that’s how gross that is! Happy thoughts there, friends, happy thoughts. You guys are in a safe space. But speaking of puking… I guess hopefully not speaking of puking… I’d like to like to move into little section
called “The Friday Funny breakfast.” Today I will be drinking… consuming as it were… a “Deep Eddy orange” which I have never had before. It smells kind of orange-esque. I wish there was a little more traffic
while I was in the middle of this… that would the choice! Anyway, today’s drink that goes
out to your friend and mine, the talented video wizard
Rivkah Hannah. For some reason there
I was about to say “pinball wizard.” I’m not sure why. Unless she maybe is a pinball wizard. I don’t know. Rivkah Hannah, if you happen to be watching this, please let me know in the comment section… or let us all know (because now
we’re all curious): are you in fact a pinball wizard? And I really hope I am pronouncing that name correctly. You would think with all of the Rivkahs
living around here in Nowhere, Iowa that I would know how to pronounce it by now. I mean, they’re everywhere out here. I actually tripped over 3 Rivkahs
on the way to my car the other day… OK, I’ll stop — that was stupid. Anyway, Rivkah Hannah,
happy Friday, friend! [The price is wrong, bitch!] If you weren’t sure,
I didn’t like that. I’d rather have someone else’s teeth
in my mouth, I think. Anyway, lastly Ihave for you a little joke. When I….
oh, my eyes are all watering. When I give you the punchline of that joke, please rate that joke on a scale of 0 through 5 and then post your rating in the comment section below. OK there, Pink Panther,
are you ready for the joke? Why did the man love his job of circumcising elephants? Well, the the pay wasn’t much,
but the tips were huge! That’s garbage right there. Anyway… I feel like a dick for telling you that joke. You see what I did there? Anyway, please leave a rating in
the comment section below, and have a happy Friday, friend!

94 Replies to “DEEP EDDY [] Funny Joke of the Day!”

  1. Nast with the teeth man lol. Drink looked good until you took a drink lol. Lol 4 on the joke brother. Have a good day my friend.

  2. the tips were huge…lol. 3/5! I was watching a series called "Sharpe's Regiment" which takes place during the Napoleonic wars. There's a character in the story called sweet William who was shot in the face with a musket and was slowly replacing his teeth with those from dead French soldiers. His aim was to find perfect teeth so he had the best smile around.

  3. very nice video,, full of funnies. yep you sure didn't like that drink. elephant joke, ya I don't get it.
    lol thanks for the joke of the day DICK

  4. That is a great fun fact but you're right that is gross! Ugh! Your graphics always amaze me I don't know how you do that stuff… I do know it's a lot of work! Great jobπŸ‘πŸ‘ that was funny when you made yourself look green Ha ha. I LOVED all your superb graphics…very funny as well! Like and have a Happy weekend! πŸ€—πŸ’ͺπŸ™‹β€β™€οΈπŸŒΉ

  5. Well Shawn if you ever end up having dentures made with dead soldier’s teeth you can always use todays libation to sterilize them. lol. The joke gets a 8, and you get a 10 for having the courage to tell it. πŸ˜‰. Have a great weekend. πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»

  6. 5 and above πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Deep Eddie…sounds a bit kinky πŸ™Š well Rivkah got you in tears…..and me too because I laughed so hard πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ have a great weekend πŸ™ŒβœŒ

  7. This is my favorite joke you have told so far. I will give it a 10 out of 5 if I am allowed to. As for Deep Eddy Orange I think I will stick to Dr. Pepper.

  8. happy Friday, friend! that breakfast drink is best served, unserved😸.,.,..the Friday funny joke gets a next level nasty rating of 3 out of five😸😸😸,.,,smashed the Like πŸ‘ and have a great weekend 🦁

  9. The man – the myth – the legend is back! A gross fun fact indeed! At least the teeth are real hehehe Deep Eddy Orange is just vodka and orange or at least is should be! It didn't seem to go down well there! A 5 for the joke that did make me chuckle : ) Have an awesome weekend, Shawn my friend!

  10. Cool to see a bit of Lady Gaga's 'Poker Face' music video around 0:42 haha! πŸ™‚ Nice robot and sound effects around 1:03! Like the traffic around 2:04 haha! Thought about giving the joke a 5, but thought I'd take some off and make it 4.5! πŸ™‚

  11. That orange must have been strong. 3.5 on today's joke. I thought the dick comment was the funniest πŸ˜‚ Have yourself a fun weekend bro!

  12. I am not a pinball wizard, sometimes I will do just fine but a lot of the times I get too distracted. As for the joke I shall say 3.5 elephant foreskins out of 5

  13. Rivkah Hannah is insanely talented… next level skills for certain. Thankful to have heard about her from you ☺️ all I can say is what is in that drink?? Dang! Cheers and happy weekend! 🍻 also I will hold onto my comment for the joke this week… πŸ€£πŸ’―

  14. Happy Friday back atcha! Fun fact was nasty, the joke was even nastier…I loved it, 5/5 gonna share that joke! LMAOπŸ˜ŽπŸ‘

  15. OMG LMFAO at 1:00πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜† 1:20 ewww I can't believe that 😨😨😨 2:50 LOLπŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜† 3:05 LMAO looks like that drink didn't go down too well 😁 OMG 3:10 to 3:12 HAPPY GILMORE I LOVE THAT MOVIE πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡

    OMG 4:14 THAT JOKE WAS SO INAPPROPRIATE YET YET HILARIOUS AT THE SAME TIME LMAO πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜† 5.10 RATING πŸ‘Œ

  16. 5 Because it's Friday!!!! After some of the drinks I have seen you try you really need something a little sweeter…LOL Try you some goldshlager

  17. Too much plutonium around you, you kept changing colors πŸ™‚ or maybe it was the drink you consumed. I'll give you a 3 for being nasty, but whoaaa funky

  18. Really? That's one weird fun fact lol. Dick pun coming right after a dick joke – the apex of intense comedy! 5/5 from me!πŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

  19. Hahahaha when u shrunk and then reappeared after the denture info. Very funny!! 4/5 for the joke. Lots of great moments in this vid lol. Have a fantabulous weekend πŸ‘πŸ˜ƒπŸ»

  20. i knew that about the teeth!! i swear!! yucky tho..lol yep shes cool!! didnt it fo down really smooth?..lol j/k j/k!! i give it a 5..lol i see what you did there!!

  21. O M G ' gotta give that a 5 1/2 too funny ha ha l.o.l another magnificent video Shawn great job happy Caturday / first day of Fall
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  22. Now that's some good pain right there. I know the work it takes to produce this stuff, you are really good and sorry about the mic. Keep on joking brother it's fun for us all. One of the few channels I look forward to is the Panthers Friday funny…. Love ya brother.!!

  23. The drink looked good so it was a surprising reaction lol !! Eww to the fun fact and joke haha ! I think maybe a 4 out of 5 ! Happy Saturday πŸ™‚

  24. That's gross… dead soldiers teeth for dentures, you'll never know that may be still practiced these days. That OJ really got you in the spot there ! Lol, 🀣🀣🀣 hilarious joke Shawn! Talk about nasty and gross, I recall a video shown to me of a woman doing things with an elephants.. you know, thingy 🀣. Good gosh, What a world we live in! 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 Hope your weekend was fun an great!

  25. Hahahaha another awesome well executed and put together video, you are killing us with those hilarious jokes, take good care wish you lots of success with your YouTube channel (did that burned your throat?) 😱I use Vodka to clear my throat when I have strep throatπŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜œ

  26. Ahhh, that is really gross about the dentures, lol! That drink looked rough! Better you than me! I'm going to give the joke a 4, it was funny! πŸ™‚

  27. Wow, awesome channel and editing! THUMBS UP for you my friend. It was a pleasure meeting you on Live Stream, made sure to press your RED button and tapped your bell to follow you

  28. Ew, remind me not to touch a pair of antique dentures. Blech. Joke 5/5. LOL That was the first joke where I started laughing and my husband had to yell at me from the other room to be quiet. And your comment after too. Oh my god.

  29. Giving it a five you're doing kick ass over here I'm glad to see you have loyal subscribers and top-notch comment section support brilliant hilarious thoughtful comedy smashing formula keep bringing it

  30. 🀣🀣🀣🀣 the tips were huge, omg so bad, I give it a 5!! Your reaction after drinking that drink lol, I don't want to try it lol.. you always crack me up πŸ€—πŸŒΉπŸŒΉ

  31. I fall in the ancient category. Suck it up buttercup, the show must go on. lol… that must of went down wrong. Okay, I laughed… 4, have a wonderful day.

  32. Not a Pinball wizard but do enjoy pinball lots, gotta start sipping those drinks, that looks so harsh…sorry that joke gets a 2 at best, and ouch also comes to mind lol…

  33. Big Like I like pain πŸ‘΄πŸΌπŸ’₯πŸ”¨ so thanks πŸ™. You are from Iowa? That explains a lot lol. Wow I almost called 911 for you on the after shot. Wow I had no idea tips of the elephants πŸ’¨βž–πŸ˜ was BIG lol. 4 for the joke πŸ˜˜πŸ’•πŸŒΉ

  34. Hi Shawn, the question is already 5/5 and the answer is 6/5 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ have a great week, my friend

  35. Watching your Friday on my Monday … ooh episode 28 great! Pinball wizard . . . haven't seen a pinball machine in a long time πŸ™‚ Rivkah must not be a pinball wizard. Huge tips lol rate the joke a 4 πŸ™‚ Have a great new week friend!

  36. Haha that reaction to the drink was pretty genuine. watching your playlist while i get ready for the day. Cheers!

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