Justin Bieber Carpool Karaoke 2020


(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
THANKS SO MUCH FOR HELPING ME GET TO WORK, MAN.>>IT’S BEEN A LONG TIME.>>James: IT’S BEEN AWHILE. YEAH.>>James: HOW LONG HAS IT
BEEN?>>ABOUT THREE YEARS.>>James: A LOT’S HAPPENED. MARRIED MAN, GOT A MUSTACHE
NOW. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>James: DO YOU MIND IF WE LISTEN TO SOME MUSIC?>>LAY BACK, BABY.>>James: SHALL WE SEE WHAT’S
ON THE RADIO?>>YEAH. ♪ I’M AT A PARTY
I DON’T WANNA BE AT ♪ AND I DON’T EVER WEAR A
SUIT AND TIE ♪ WONDERIN’ IF I COULD
SNEAK OUT THE BACK ♪ NOBODY’S EVEN LOOKIN’
ME IN MY EYES ♪ THEN YOU TAKE MY HAND
♪ DON’T THINK I FIT IN AT THIS PARTY
♪ EVERYONE’S GOT SO MUCH TO SAY, YEAH
♪ I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE I’M NOBODY, MM
♪ WHO WANTS TO FIT IN ANYWAY? ‘CAUSE I DON’T CARE
♪ WHEN I’M WITH MY BABY, YEAH ALL THE BAD THINGS DISAPPEAR
♪ AND YOU’RE MAKING ME FEEL LIKE MAYBE I AM SOMEBODY
♪ I CAN DEAL WITH THE BAD NIGHTS WHEN I’M WITH MY BABY, YEAH
♪ OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH IS I THINK YOU AND
EDGE, INCREDIBLE WRITERS, WALTER WALL SMASHES, ED IS NEVER GOING
TO JOIN YOU IN CHOREOGRAPHY.>>RIGHT.>>James: AND THIS SONG I
THINK IS CRYING OUT FOR CHOREOGRAPHY.>>I THINK YOU COULD DO IT.>>James: WHAT WOULD THE MOVES
BE TO THAT CHORUS?>>WE WOULD HAVE TO STAND UP.>>James: THESE ARE MY
THOUGHTS — ♪ BECAUSE I DON’T CARE WHEN I’M
WITH MY — ♪>>MIDDLEIMMEDIATELY, NO. INSTANTLY I WAS, LIKE, YEAH, NO. THAT WAS MY THOUGHT. BUT I LOVE YOU, AND YOUR VALUE
STAYS THE SAME, YOU’RE STILL VALUABLE BUT THAT DANCE RIGHT
THERE DOES NOT A ADD VALUE TO ANYTHING.>>James: YOU DIDN’T SEE
ENOUGH OF IT.>>I’M TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW,
I’VE SEEN WHAT I NEEDED TO SEE.>>James: BECAUSE I DON’T CARE
WHEN I’M WITH MY BABY, YEAH –>>NO, NO, THAT’S NOT — IT’S
NOT WHAT THE KIDS WANT TO SEE. EVER SEE THESE KIDS ON TIK TOK? THEY DON’T WANT TO SEE THAT. THEY WANT TO SEE, WHOA!>>James: WHAT, LIKE —
YEAH, EXACTLY. ( CHEERING )
SEE, THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANT TO SEE.>>James:
♪ SEE I DON’T CARE, WHEN I’M WITH MY BABY, YEA ♪
AND I HAVE BEEN ON TIK TOK AND THAT’S PEOPLE DOING DANIELS TO
YUMMY.>>I THINK YOU AND I SHOULD MAKE
A DEFINITIVE YUMMY CHOREOGRAPHY TIK TOK DANCE RIGHT NOW. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
♪ THE YUMMY YUMMY ♪>>NOPE, NOPE. DO YOU WANT ME TO GIVE YOU SOME
TIPS? BECAUSE I COULD MAYBE GIVE YOU
SOME TIPS.>>James: ALL RIGHT. SO YOU’RE GOING TO DO RIGHT
ARM LIKE IT’S YUMMY.>>James: ALL RIGHT,. ♪ YOU GOT THAT YUMMY ♪
>>THEN YOU’RE GOING TO BRING IT THIS WAY AND THIS HAND THAT WAY,
SO YOU’VE GOT THAT ♪ ♪ YUMMY YUM ♪
AND YOU WILL BRING YOUR ARMS OPEN LIKE THIS, YUMMY YUM.>>James: IF I HAD JUST COME
UP WITH THAT CHOREOGRAPHY, YOU WOULD HAVE SAID IT’S TERRIBLE.>>NO, I WOULDN’T HAVE. ( LAUGHTER )
>>James: I WOULD HAVE SAID TO YOU, THIS IS THE DANCE TO YOU ♪
♪ YEAH, YOU GOT THAT YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY — ♪
>>YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS?>>James: YOU WOULD HAVE GONE,
THAT’S TERRIBLE.>>IT’S YOUR DELIVERY. YOUR DELIVERY IS BAD.>YOUR
DELIVERY IS TRASH.>>James: TEACH ME THESE
COMPLEX MOVES.>>I DIDN’T SAY THEY’RE COMPLEX. I JUST SAID THE DELIVERY HAS TO
BE A-1.>>James: SO ♪
THIS IS GOT THAT YUMMY YUM ♪ ♪ THAT OPEN YUMMY YUM ♪
>>SHALL WE DO THE WOLF?>>James: IT’S NOT AS GOOD AS
THIS.>>I DIDN’T SAY IT’S EXTREMELY
COMPLICATED.>>James:
♪ YOU GOT THAT YUMMY YUM, YUMMY YUM, YUMMY ♪
>>YEAH.>>James: AND THEN WE BOUNCE ♪
♪ YOU GOT THAT YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY ♪
♪ SAY THAT WORD ON MY WAY ♪ ♪ SAY THE WORD, ON MY WAY
YEAH BABE, YEAH BABE, YEAH BABE ♪ ANY NIGHT, ANY DAY
SAY THE WORD, ON MY WAY ♪ ♪ ♪
♪ YEAH, YOU GOT THAT YUMMY, YUM THAT YUMMY, YUM
♪ THAT YUMMY, YUMMY YEAH, YOU GOT THAT YUMMY, YUM
♪ THAT YUMMY, YUM THAT YUMMY, YUMMY
♪ SAY THE WORD, ON MY WAY YEAH BABE, YEAH BABE, YEAH BABE
♪ ANY NIGHT, ANY DAY SAY THE WORD, ON MY WAY
♪ YEAH BABE, YEAH BABE YEAH BABE
♪ IN THE MORNING OR LATE SAY THE WORD, ON MY WAY
♪ BONAFIDE STALLION YOU AIN’T IN NO STABLE, NO
♪ YOU STAY ON THE RUN AIN’T ON THE SIDE
♪ YOU’RE NUMBER ONE YEAH, EVERY TIME I COME AROUND
♪ YOU GET IT DONE FIFTY-FIFTY
♪ LOVE THE WAY YOU SPLIT IT HUNNID RACKS
♪ HELP ME SPEND IT, BABE LIGHT A MATCH, GET LITTY, BABE
♪ THAT JET SET, WATCH THE SUNSET KINDA, YEAH, YEAH
♪ ROLLIN’ EYES BACK IN MY HEAD MAKE MY TOES CURL, YEAH, YEAH
♪ YEAH, YOU GOT THAT YUMMY, YUM THAT YUMMY, YUM
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) ♪ THAT YUMMY, YUMMY
♪>>James: WOW, OPIATE IF I’VE
EVER FELT OLDER THAN I TID IN THAT MOMENT THEN.>>YOU’RE NOT GETTING ANY
YOUNGER, I’LL TELL YOU THAT ( LAUGHTER )
>>James: NOW, I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING, JUSTIN
BIEBER.>>UH-HUH.>>James: A CHOICE YOU MADE
LAST YEAR.>>MM-HMM.>>James: I’M GOING TO SAY I
FOUND IT PERPLEXING.>>OKAY.>>James: YOU CHALLENGED TOM
CRUISE TO A FIGHT.>>MM-HMM.>>James: WHY? I DON’T KNOW, I WAS JUST
BEING — I WAS JUST BEING STUPID, TO BE HONEST. NOT STUPID, BUT — AND PEOPLE
WERE, LIKE, YEAH, I WANT TO SEE THIS HAPPEN. AND I WAS, LIKE, YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT COULD ACTUALLY BE FUNNY.>>James: WOULDN’T BE MUCH FUN
FOR YOU. I’VE GOT TO SAY, I THINK IF ME
AND YOU HAVE A FIGHT, YOU WIN. I THINK IF YOU AND TOM CRUISE
HAVE A FIGHT, I BACK TOM EVERY DAY TO HAVE THE WEEK.>>ABSOLUTELY NOT.>>James: I BACK TOM EVERY DAY
OF THE WEEK.>>I TRY NOT TO LET MY EGO GET
IN THE WAY, BUT THERE’S ABSOLUTELY NO WAY. HE’S NOT THE GUY YOU SEE IN —
>>James: HE IS. HE IS IN PHENOMENAL SHAPE.>>PHENOMENAL SHAPE DOESN’T MEAN
YOU’RE A GOOD FIGHTER.>>James: OH, MY WORD… ( LAUGHTER )
>>I START TO GET FRUSTRATED BECAUSE YOU’RE REALLY BOILING ME
UP, MAN, I WANT TO FIGHT YOU!>>James: WORK YOUR WAY UP TO
TOM CRUISE. DO ME AND THEN LIKE ZACH BRAFF
AND THEN TOM CRUISE.>>I THINK YOU’RE MESMERIZED BY
THE CHARACTERS HE’S PLAYED.>>James: NO, I’M MESMERIZED
BY THE MAN. I’M NOT JOKING. I AM MESMERIZED —
>>YOU’RE MESMERIZED BY THE CHARACTERS HE’S PLAYED.>>James: NO. I’M TELLING YOU, YOU WOULDN’T
WANT TO — I’M DANGEROUS. MY AJILLTY IS CRAZY, INSANE.>>James: HE DOES MOVIES
CALLED “MISSION IMPOSSIBLE,” THE MISSION IS IMPOSSIBLE AND HE
MAKES IT POSSIBLE.>>HE’S AN ACTOR!>>James: HE JUMPS OUT OF
PLANES.>>I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND
THE MIND CONTROL THAT I HAVE! ( LAUGHTER )
MY MIND CONTROL IS ANOTHER SPECIMEN —
>>James: OH, MY GOD. I’M DIFFERENT.>>James: LISTEN. I’M THE CONNOR MCGREGOR OF
ENTERTAINMENT! ( LAUGHTER )
THIS IS THE FACT! WRESTLE ME RIGHT NOW, JUST DO
IT.>>James: DUDE, THINK ABOUT
WHAT YOU’RE DOING. THIS WILL BE TELEVISED.>>YES! ( LAUGHTER )
>>James: OKAY, OKAY. THIS IS HALF OF TOM CRUISE. THIS IS HALF OF TOM CRUISE. READY. ALL RIGHT. ARE YOU GOING TO SAY AM I
STARTING OR AM I STARTED.>>YOU CAN SAY IT.>>James: HAVE YOU STARTED
YET?>>YOU CAN SAY IT.>>James: HAVE YOU STARTED? I HAVEN’T STARTED YET. THREE, TWO, ONE, GO. AAAHHH! ♪
>>DRIVE THE CAR.>>James: YOU STILL CAN’T BE
TOM CRUISE. ♪ FOR ALL THE TIMES THAT YOU
RAIN ON MY PARADE ♪ AND ALL THE CLUBS YOU GET IN
USING MY NAME ♪ YOU THINK YOU BROKE MY HEART
OH GIRL FOR GOODNESS SAKE ♪ YOU THINK I’M CRYING
ON MY OWN, WELL I AIN’T ♪ AND I DIDN’T WANNA WRITE A
SONG ‘CAUSE I DIDN’T WANT ANYONE ♪ THINKING I STILL CARE
I DON’T ♪ BUT, YOU STILL HIT MY PHONE UP
AND BABY I BE MOVIN’ ON ♪ AND I THINK YOU SHOULD BE
SOMETHIN’ I DON’T WANNA HOLD ♪ BACK, MAYBE YOU SHOULD
KNOW THAT ♪ MY MAMA DON’T LIKE YOU
AND SHE LIKES EVERYONE ♪ AND I NEVER LIKE TO
ADMIT THAT I WAS WRONG ♪ AND I’VE BEEN SO CAUGHT UP IN
MY JOB, DIDN’T SEE WHAT’S GOING ♪ ON, BUT NOW I KNOW, I’M BETTER
SLEEPING ON MY OWN ♪ ‘CAUSE IF YOU LIKE
THE WAY YOU LOOK THAT MUCH ♪ OH BABY YOU SHOULD GO
AND LOVE YOURSELF ♪ AND IF YOU THINK THAT I’M
STILL HOLDIN’ ON TO SOMETHIN’ ♪ YOU SHOULD GO
AND LOVE YOURSELF (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
ABOUT YOUR WEDDING. YOU GOT MARRIED.>>GOT MARRIED.>>James: HOW LONG AGO DID YOU
GET MARRIED?>>I GOT MARRIED ABOUT A YEAR
AGO.>>James: OKAY. YEAH.>>James: AND HOW IS IT? HOW IS MARRIED LIFE?>>BEING MARRIED IS THE BEST
THING THAT’S EVER HAPPENED TO ME. SHE’S EXTRAORDINARY.>>James: WHAT DO YOU DO? DO YOU STAY IN?>>YEAH, WE STAY IN A LOT. WE ENJOY WATCHING MOVIES AND
JUST TALKING AND EATING TOGETHER.>>James: WHAT DO YOU BINGE
WATCH WHEN YOU’RE HOME. IT’S A COZY NIGHT IN, YOU AND
MRS. BIEBS.>>WE GOT THROUGH THE SERIES OF
HOUSE, YOU KNOW, DR. HOUSE. WE DO FRIENDS.>>James: WHICH FRIENDS
CHARACTER DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?>>I THINK I’M A MIX OF ALL OF
THEM.>>James: YOU THINK YOU’RE A
MIX OF CHANDLER, ROSS AND JOEY.>>YEAH BECAUSE ROSS IS THE
SUPER SENSITIVE ONE, AND I’M SUPER SENSITIVE. AND CHANDLER IS SUPER SARCASTIC
AND WITTY. I MEAN, I’M NOT GOING TO GIVE
MYSELF COMPLIMENTS, BUT I’D LIKE TO SAY I’M A LITTLE WITTY.>>James: GIVE US YOUR BEST
JOEY, HOW ARE YOU DOING?>>HOW YOU DOIN’? ( LAUGHTER )
>>James: I MEAN, I’D QUITE LIKE TO SEE ON TOUR JUSTIN
BIEBER PULL OUT THE “SMELLY CAT,” YOU KNOW THE PHOEBE SONG? ♪ SMELLY CAT, SMELLY CAT ♪
♪ WHAT ARE THEY FEEDING YOU ♪ ♪ SMELLY CAT, SMELLY CAT ♪
♪ IT’S NOT YOUR FAULT ♪ ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>James: THAT WITH A B UNDER IT — R —
♪ SMELLY CAT, SMELLY CAT, WHAT ARE THEY FEEDING YOU ♪
♪ SMELLY CAT, SMELLY CAT, ♪ ♪ IT’S NOT YOUR FAULT ♪
>>James: I’M JUST SAYING. ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE ) SHOUT OUT TO YOUR MOM AND DAD
♪ FOR MAKING YOU STANDING OVATION
♪ THEY DID A GREAT JOB RAISING YOU
♪ WHEN I CREATE YOU’RE MY MUSE
♪ THE KIND OF SMILE THAT MAKES THE NEWS
♪ CAN’T NOBODY THROW SHADE ON YOUR NAME IN THESE STREETS
♪ TRIPLE THREAT, YOU A BOSS YOU A BANK, YOU A BEAST
♪ YOU MAKE IT EASY TO CHOOSE YOU GOT A MEAN TOUCH
♪ I CAN’T REFUSE NO, I CAN’T REFUSE IT
♪ PICTURE-PERFECT YOU DON’T NEED NO FILTER
♪ GORGEOUS, MAKE ‘EM DROP DEAD YOU A KILLER
♪ SHOWER YOU WITH ALL MY ATTENTION
♪ YEAH, THESE ARE MY ONLY INTENTIONS
♪ STAY IN THE KITCHEN COOKING UP
♪ CUT YOUR OWN BREAD HEART FULL OF EQUITY
♪ YOU’RE AN ASSET MAKE SURE THAT YOU
♪ DON’T NEED NO MENTIONS YEAH, THESE ARE MY
♪ ONLY INTENTIONS ONLY INTENTIONS
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) NOW, DID YOU SING AT
YOUR WEDDING?>>YEAH.>>James: WHAT DID YOU SING? I TOLD MYSELF I WASN’T GOING
TO BECAUSE I THINK THAT’S KIND OF WEIRD WHEN PEOPLE, LIKE, GO
AND THEY’RE LIKE THEIR OWN ARTISTS AT THE THING. BUT IT WAS AN ORGANIC THING. EVERYONE WAS VIBING AND I SANG
HALEY “ONE LAST LONELY GIRL.”>>James: YOU WOULD SING THAT
ON STAGE. YOU USED TO PICK A FAN AND GIVE
A FAN A ROSE. ON YOUR WEDDING DAY, YOU WOULD
BE –>>I SAID YOU’RE THE ONE LAST
LONELY GIRL. ♪ HOW MANY I TOLD YOU’S
AND START OVERS ♪ AND SHOULDERS
HAVE YOU CRIED ON BEFORE? ♪ HOW MANY PROMISES
BE HONEST GIRL? ♪ HOW MANY TEARS
YOU LET HIT THE FLOOR? ♪ HOW MANY BAGS YOU PACKED
JUST TO TAKE ‘EM BACK ♪ TELL ME THAT
HOW MANY EITHER OR’S ♪ BUT NO MORE
IF YOU LET ME ♪ INSIDE OF YOUR WORLD
THERE’D BE THE ONE LESS ♪ LONELY GIRL
SAW SO MANY PRETTY FACES ♪ IN THE WORLD
THERE’S GONNA BE ♪ ONE LESS LONELY GIRL
I’M COMING FOR YOU ♪ ONE LESS LONELY GIRL
I’M COMING FOR YOU ♪ ONE LESS LONELY GIRL
I’M COMING FOR YOU ♪ ONE LESS LONELY GIRL
I’M COMING FOR YOU ♪ THERE’S GONNA BE
ONE LESS LONELY GIRL ♪ I’M COMING FOR YOU
I’M GONNA PUT YOU FIRST ♪ I’M COMING FOR YOU
I’LL SHOW YOU WHAT YOU’RE WORTH ♪ THAT’S WHAT I’M GONNA DO
IF YOU LET ME INSIDE YOUR WORLD ♪ THERE’S GONNA BE
ONE LESS LONELY GIRL ♪ YOU SHAWTY ♪
>>James: I HAVE GOT CHILLS. CHILLS.>>James: OH, GOSH. WHOO —
>>IT’S OKAY. IT’S OKAY. IT’S OKAY. TAKE A DEEP BREATH, HERE,
THROUGH YOUR NOSE.>>James: WHOO… I’M GOING TO HAVE TO STOP FROM
HERE. ( LAUGHTER )
THANKS TO JUSTIN BIEBER!

100 Replies to “Justin Bieber Carpool Karaoke 2020”

  1. Yeah No, is a very Canadian thing to say, it’s a bit of false pretence mixed with the word no, ultimately yeah no, means no, but the word yeah, give you a false sense of something actually happening….love it! JB you did it brother, I among others are so fucking proud of you!

  2. That was fantastic. A married man with a mustache. πŸ˜€πŸ˜‚πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. His second Carpool Karaoke I think?

  3. watching justin sing one less lonely girl honestly made me say "welcome back, biebs" loved you since 2009 😭❀️

  4. I’ve missed justin Bieber so much it’s not even funny!! Happy he’s backβ€οΈπŸ‘πŸ½πŸ‘πŸ½πŸ‘πŸ½

  5. This sounds like so many conversations me and my boys have had, its hilarious. They're sober though, that's different. And their voices are proper stellar. Good job guys. Really good job!
    I'm very happy for J.B. and his wife. What a relief to see that he's not a deuche. Nuff respect and bless up J Bieber.

  6. Does he know that Tom Cruise is some sort of method actor? That means by playing those superspy roles he did, he had the combat training.

  7. Who else saw the video of them getting pushed by a truck and not actually driving? cause i can't take that out of my head now..

  8. β€œshe’s not one less lonely girl, she’s the one last lonely girl”

    – justin bieber πŸ’žπŸ’“πŸ’—

  9. ANYONE remember when JB was doing a carpool with James Corden back in 2015 or 16 I think.. Or 2017 nah I'm not sure.. And then there was a part wherein Bieber said that he would want to have a family.. And now 2020 he did it!. Dreams come true.. Hahaha

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